Dubstar - Stars

We'll take our hearts outside, leave our lives behind, and watch the stars go out.
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So I've been working out so hard lately that my body has resorted to giving me diarrhea to try and make me stop. I mean it sort of makes sense. The harder you work out, the more your body says, "Fuck him, I'm going to give him the runs until he stops." Ok maybe not.

I think it has something to do with the excessive bananas I've been eating. In an attempt to make my shakes a little palatable, I've been overloading them with bananas. Bad move. Don't try this at home kids.

(If you want to make Shaky Jake's blog a little more palatable, you might want to eat a few bananas while reading this. Get some soft toilet paper just in case though.)
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This weekend will be Sonia and I's 1 year anniversary. So we've booked a 2 day bed and breakfast up north at a dark sky resort. If you're not familiar what a "dark sky resort" is. It's basically a resort that has no light pollution so you can enjoy the stars. I sure hope I don't get diarrhea there. It might be hard to find a toilet in the dark. I'll bring my digital camera to take some pictures for you guys. Pictures of the resort and the stars that is.